tofu and a fake I.D
champagne-paradise:

lustt-and-luxury:

teafolly:

whtkd:

philoxaly:

luckywelivecalifornia:

sydneytakesphotos:

black sand is better

i can’t believe the notes!!!!

Is this in Hawaii? Or an island with a volcano??

WTF

If you think black sand is better try going to whitehaven beach in the whitsunday islands off the Queensland coast, one of the longest and whitest beaches in the entire world then you’ll be amazed

^ lmao damn why the fuck can’t you just let the black sand have it’s glory ? . People have heard and seen white sand but black sand is rare. Just move along & let the black sand enjoy the rest of it’s flattery before another mofo like you comes along.

😂

champagne-paradise:

lustt-and-luxury:

teafolly:

whtkd:

philoxaly:

luckywelivecalifornia:

sydneytakesphotos:

black sand is better

i can’t believe the notes!!!!

Is this in Hawaii? Or an island with a volcano??

WTF

If you think black sand is better try going to whitehaven beach in the whitsunday islands off the Queensland coast, one of the longest and whitest beaches in the entire world then you’ll be amazed

^ lmao damn why the fuck can’t you just let the black sand have it’s glory ? . People have heard and seen white sand but black sand is rare. Just move along & let the black sand enjoy the rest of it’s flattery before another mofo like you comes along.

😂

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
W.C. Fields (via feellng)
My dream kitchen

My dream kitchen

So that’s how it’s done

So that’s how it’s done

justlearningasigo:

JESUS DUMBLEDORE FUCKING CHRIST

(x)

Can you please father my children

nofluffystop:

Please know that if you date me, I am a very touchy person. I will like to pet your head and hold your hand, rub your shoulders or hug you a lot. Simply put, to physically feel you in some way is very comforting to me and I can’t really apologize for it, it just feels natural to me and makes me happy.

antoinettemalificus:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employees
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definitely
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do not
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get paid
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enough
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for
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this
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shit
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they are sick of your nonsense
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I lost my fucking shit at the fish and scared the shit out of my cat!! I am crying!!