I guess we can be glad that Malia and Sasha aren’t younger, or perhaps today’s press conference might have been about appointing Dora the Explorer as Attorney General because of her success in stopping Swiper the Fox.
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Bristol Palin, reacting to Barack Obama crediting his daughters for influencing his support of same-sex marriage. (via officialssay) bristol is such an ignorant asshole.. |












